The Boss and the Worker

Would like to share with you how it works in the office and what's being said of a boss and a worker. This is from a friend in Uganda, Ulubokola Akosile...

When I take a long time... - I am slow ,When my boss takes a long time - he is thorough, When I don't do it...- I am lazy, When my boss doesn't do it - he is too busy, When I do something without being told... - I am over-stepping my boundaries, When my boss does the same thing - that is initiative, When I take a stand... - I am stubborn, When my boss does it - he is being firm, When I overlook a rule of etiquette... - I am rude, When my boss slips a few rules - he is being original When I please my boss... - I am apple polishing , When my boss pleases his boss - he is co-operating, When I get ahead... - I am lucky, When my boss gets ahead - that's hard work. What a life!!!